by Ian Roy

Well, I swam in the ocean. And now I’m in Sackville, gearing up for Sappyfest. There will be a wrestling match between a cougar and a sasquatch, a talking exploding diamond, and so much more. I’ll be hosting shows, wearing a suit and answering to a different name. I’ll also be showing This is a story by Ian Roy. What could possibly go wrong?

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